Une Souris en Goguette

Here is the one part of interest for the readers from The Bloggess.com, you needn’t read the rest, I’m just jabbering uselessly. (I do that a lot.)

You might want to admire the elegant functionality: a steady table for everyday use and weapon and shield for zombie hunting. Even though the Bloggess castigates the base of the night table – she believes she might walk on it in the middle of the night – I reckon it is quite easy to slide it under the bed with a swift kick while taking the table apart.

Hey, if you cannot coordinate yourself enough to take apart a table and hide the potentially pointy base under the bed, you probably don’t deserve surviving the contamination anyway.